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Jennifer Lopez "Out of Sight"  1998 Business end of a 12 gauge shotgun.  Due to ferocious recoil, it's a good idea to keep one's thumb off the barrel and support the forearm stock instead.  The 12 gauge is the most effective weapon yet devised for inflicting rack and ruin at close range.  Fine choice for personal defense, though many prefer the more manageable kick of the 20 gauge.  Nothing more intimidating to one's assailant than the "click-click" of a pump action shotgun being racked.

Larisa Alekseenko with an Automat Kalashnikov, better known as an "AK".  The number following AK designates the year in which a particular model of AK was adopted for use by the Soviet Union military: for example, AK-47: 1947.  An incredibly reliable firearm, even under the most adverse of field conditions and weather extremes.

Larisa Alekseenko with her AK, the most widely produced and distributed rifle  in the world.  Think about it the next time federal, state or local "commissars" seek to usurp your constitutionally-guaranteed right to protect your life and liberty with a firearm.

Cindy Crawford in "Fair Game"  (1995) sporting a double action 9mm Beretta semi-automatic  handgun, also known as a "pistol" or "autoloader".  Cindy looking tough and sexy. Can the good life get any better than this? This handgun is the official sidearm of the U.S. military.  It represents a fine choice of firearm and caliber of ammunition for personal protection.  See Internet Armory for guidance regarding other options you may wish to investigate. Cindy, finger off the trigger until you are prepared to fire.  No room for accidents. We want you with us for a long time.

Cindy Crawford in a promo shot for "Fair Game". Again, safety rule number two: "Remember to keep your finger off the trigger until you are actually are ready to shoot." Meanwhile, rest it on the side of the trigger guard instead. Otherwise Cindy, looking way cool. What is safety rule number one? Cindy knows. Visit "Safety" at Internet Armory to see for yourself.

Cindy Crawford advertising for "Fair Game".   The well dressed modern woman.    Capable. Independent.  Spirited. Fun to be around.   Armed.

Cindy Crawford in "Fair Game" carrying her Beretta tucked in her jeans "Mexican style".

Claudine Auger in "Thunderball" a 1965 James Bond film. Again, finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire. Claudine, also see Cindy regarding safety rule number one:  "Keep the firearm pointed in a safe direction."  If your gun fired by accident, you would be wearing an eye patch too, just like that evil SPECTRE bad boy, Emilio Largo. This stunning brunette was a former Miss France.  Ou la la!  (How lovely!)

Elizabeth Hurley Styling. Is this the "little black dress" every woman should own?

Harumi Inoue  in "The Metropolitan Police Branch 82". (1995) Love that Japanese quality. Harumi is packing what appears to be a Colt 1911 single action .45ACP caliber autoloader, or one of its many clones or derivatives.  This firearm is more difficult to master than Cindy Crawford's double action 9mm Beretta, and its use should be oriented toward the more experienced shooter.  The Colt .45ACP was the official sidearm of the U.S. military for generations of men and women in uniform.

Kendra Torgan playing the role of a hit woman in "Killing Time". (1997) Nice outfit. Nice accessories. Do you have a federal permit for that silencer? Silly me!  Probably not.

Unidentified ambidextrous model as Lara Croft. You can be my "wingman" anytime!

Linda Hamilton  In "Terminator 2: Judgment Day". (1991)  Linda is looking determined with her AR-15, equipped with a 30-round high capacity magazine.  Sometimes there just isn't the opportunity to mess with reloading. Linda, excellent choice of a firearm for urban self defense. Sorry, these fine rifles are no longer available for sale in the Peoples' Republic of California.  Citizens of that state are mindlessly trading liberty for pseudo security. Same for the "usual suspect" states in the Eastern Bloc.

Linda Hamilton  In "Terminator 2: Judgment Day". (1991) Buff and beautiful.  Killer ponytail.

Michele Michael in the 1999 "Armed and Dangerous" Calendar. Michele has perfected a new shooting position.  It's not "prone".  It's not "sitting". It's not "offhand".  We're not sure what she calls it, but we really like it!

Angelina Jolie in "Tomb Raider" (2001). Please adopt me!

Anne Parillaud in "La Femme Nikita". (1990) Petite lady.  Big gun.  The great equalizer.  That's why they were invented. Get it?      It's about equality. And one's choice of personal protection.

Barbara Gehring in "Dragon And The Hawk". (2000) Don't copy Barbara's grip, with thumb of weak hand on top of strong hand thumb.  This is a traditional hold suited to a revolver.  With an autoloader, one's weak hand thumb will get whacked by the cycling slide.  Rather, move it below the strong hand thumb.  Best to avoid the revolver grip altogether, as habits are hard to break when one switches back and forth between revolver and autoloader.

Mira Sorvino  in "The Replacement Killers" (1998) This charming actress is both brilliant and beautiful.  A Harvard grad, she speaks French as well as Mandarin Chinese.   Looks like she can shoot too!

Carol Bouquet in "For Your Eyes Only" (1981). One of Bond's girls. Yes, in a pinch a crossbow fitted with a broad point arrow will do just fine for self defense.

Michelle Yeoh in "Tomorrow Never Dies". (1997) Adds a new level of meaning to the phrase "pistol packing mama".

Sharon Stone plays cowgirl in "The Quick and The Dead". (1995) The American gun community has always appreciated strong, independent women.  It's interesting to note that the first state to recognize voting equality for women wasn't in the refined, "civilized" East.  Rather it was rough, rugged, pioneer Wyoming on the western frontier.

Jane Russell in "The Outlaw". (1943) This photo apparently gave the censors fits.  Jane's seductive pose was  "too much" according to the standards of political correctness of the times.  Today, the sex is fine, but the revolver is politically incorrect according to today's gun censors and the anti self defense crowd.

Milla Jovovich in "Resident Evil". (2001) "Are you talking to ME?"

Raquel Welch "Look everybody, I'm unarmed." Nevertheless, Raquel, it still looks like you're "packing heat".

Raquel Gotta be at least a knife in "concealed carry" somewhere.

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